in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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