I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
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My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
wow bdsm is so cute
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