Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize