I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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