Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You were trust falling into bushes
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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