Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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