It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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