sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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