turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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He passed out mid-signature
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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