Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
