Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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