I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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