honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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