Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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