Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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