Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I think my fart just growled at me.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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