omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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