normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
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