but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
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She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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