Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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