she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Damn victory sex feels great
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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