your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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