Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Randomize
