Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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