Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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