Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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