Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
MIDGETS
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I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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