Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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