Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just gift wrapped bread.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
this hospital has no fireball
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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