she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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