SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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