I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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