Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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