So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Drake has all the answers
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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