next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize