i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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