What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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