It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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