OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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