Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
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theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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