the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
we're chasing vodka with high fives
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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