the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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