As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
She told me I should be a condom model.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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