Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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