ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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