Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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