I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
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Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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