Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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