at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I love you. Go after that dick
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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