i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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