I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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