he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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