GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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