I need help removing her.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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