Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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